This guy was waiting in line at my work today and I could tell just by looking at his face that he was going to do something stupid. Sure enough, with his goofy yet shy smile, he asked me the prices on two books.
Me: “Well… *Holds books up to my face* This one should be [price] and this one should be [price]. *Scans them anyway* Yep.”
Uuuggghhhh if you want me to talk to you don’t play dumb.